Visual Crack: Imagine How Good He'll Be After The Resurrection

The most amazing fantasy football outburst I have ever seen took place on Sunday, when one of my brother's friends started Drew Brees (35-49, 445 yards, 3 TDs), Clinton Portis (36 carries, 196 yards, TD) and Adrian Peterson (30 carries, NFL-record 296 yards, 3 TDs). You know you've had a good day when your team posts the second highest one-week point total in league history...without even bothering to starta kicker.

I have my own reasons for loving Adrian Peterson: somehow, he ended up on my team in the Channel Four News Team league this season. I couldn't find his actual total points, but I'm pretty sure Purple Jesus is carrying Brady's F*ck Trophy right now.



(A tip o' the cap to The Postmen for the above video of Adrian Peterson unofficially ending the Norv Turner Era in San Diego.)